[explaining why he gives head for rides] Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. / We smoke the blunts. They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Hey! Holden: will suck your dick off if you let us go. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Tricia Jones: . We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Willenholly: Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Chaka: There's nothing you can do about it. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. [to Silent Bob] Banky: Jason Biggs: Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Nothing. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Chrissy: Hooper: Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Randal Graves: [appears out of nowhere] [slightly amused] [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. [in huddle with Damon] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. You know what? [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Of course. Jay: Stealin' the little monkey. The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. Randal Graves: That's pretty funny. Now how do *you* like *them apples*? What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. Take sex for example. Gay, straight it's all the same now. Don't be so suburban. Devil Jay 2: Holden: You've got the wrong guys! And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Whillenholly: Gus? Oh, now you're the director. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Sissy: I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Jay: Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Jason Biggs: [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. When, Lord when? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. A monkey? Jay: [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. I've got a wiping problem. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Jay: Holden: Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. R. . Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. She has a nice voice, too. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. The white man stole it. Don't change the subject. The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. What is your damage, little boy. Jay: Say, what's all this talk about farting? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. . Whillenholly: Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Teen #1: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. I came up with it before PBS. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". But funny. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker? [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Baby Jay: Who'd pay to see that? Okay, Fucky? Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? She is too fine. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 COMMANDER! What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Go to hell, Pacey! [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. You actually watch that show? Another white boy in this movie? This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. Holy shit. edit crew name : nOmArch. You put your dick in a pie! Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Goddamn yous all to hell! Banky: Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Holden: Hey, watch the language, little boy. Jason Biggs: Jay: [to Gus Van Sant] James Van Der Beek: Randal Graves: Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray [appears out of nowhere] I pinch it like this. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Jay's Mother: That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Passerby: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. You used to be into all this girl stuff. You should be. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Banky: Banky: Devil Jay: Mua-ha-ha-ha! In a Deleted Scene: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay: Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: [his first words] Free shipping for many products! Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Holy Shit. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Banky: Brodie: Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. All video and DVD versions restore that line. Jay: Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. 1 Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Gus Van Sant: I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Jay: [to Jay] Would you stop saying that? What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Jay: And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." That was them, wasn't it? Ben Affleck: That was them wasn't it? [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! James Van Der Beek: The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. James Van Der Beek: 104 min. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. After an expedient exodus . Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Brent: Jay: Oh, that Affleck! After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. And for one more record, he does love the cock. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Alyssa Jones: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Angel Jay: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Action, Gus or what? Jay. You went to film school didn't you? Don't say anything! [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Jay: That's it boy, put the dick down. Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Mua-ha-ha-ha! The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. 8.2 . Reg Hartner: We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Jay: Mules are GOOD! Chaka's Production Assistant: I know it's in there! Be smooth. Taste the booger flavor. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! . Oh Jesus, again Ben? You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. James Van Der Beek: So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Oh my God. Missy: Wow! [to Silent Bob] You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." [singing] [cocky] Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Jay: Hooker #2: Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." No, you the man, and that's the problem. They didn't really steal the monkey. Here's your coffee sir. Whillenholly: Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. Hmm, I don't know. Holy Fuck! Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here. Jay: You're doubling me, obviously. Jay: Just look at the Platypus. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Holden: The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go.
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