It's a cheap shot." I pity them, I really do. It seems like blaggerent plagerism. Yep that's right. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. Good roasts can enliven and bring joy to awkward dinners and parties if timed . Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. Client Questionnaires I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. Maybe you're lost. 1. Write A Mission Statement Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. who keeps asking if you can hear him. I have to get up really early to leave for home. There is a world where you are a faerie. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. In any caseit's awful. I'm back. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You seeknowledge is good. THen we go to library. I gave up in exasperation. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. Would it vary? But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. Singularity stupid. No, really. And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. 100% of something. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? I think it's pretty funny. So my dad picked a steak place. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". Pikachuwellhe didn't like me. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. I better go. You jetere steatopygous pilgarlick hircine whigmaleerious rhadamanthine lintlicker. of toilet paper, to do everything. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Would it be called DIS? It'd be cool. Outside your body. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. In any caseI should probably find a topic. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Yes, I am. | 0.24 KB, HTML | She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. Each insult is 100% original created by our AI insult robot. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You exploud. But without the bad sound track. I just keep going, and going and going. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Stupid cubed. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. I think. It sucked. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! P.S. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. Which is what I do best. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. HA! Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? I'm just basically typing nothing. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! And once again suprised. Best roast of all time You swine. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. Obviously, you know this. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. You are a canker, an open wound. You think that www.GuyMacon.com/flame.html is the name of a rock band. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. Now I must take my leaveand remember. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. | 3.52 KB, C# | Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. Book Profit Calculator I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. But, whatever. ! And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. Confusing, huh? PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! Especially since no one but me would ask the question. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) AhhhI see your confusion! Plus, I am horrible at spelling. 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